i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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