I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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