you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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