Pregnant stripper...not hot.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
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