I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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