Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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