After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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