so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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