You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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