do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Everything about him screamed your future.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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