Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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