i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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