I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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