At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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