Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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