we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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