I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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