Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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