i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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