More tranny stories later!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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