Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i think i have herpe
just one?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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