Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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