If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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