yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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