im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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