Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
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