My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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