So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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