it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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