no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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