Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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