I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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