He asked me if I "almost moaned"
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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