Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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