I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
