Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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