Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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