a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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