The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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