Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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