So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Even my vagina gasped.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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