the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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