I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Randomize
