We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Randomize
