that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
of course. lets lasso hookers.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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