So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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