Say something about gay babies.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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