you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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