I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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