At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I need a hoe opinion
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