what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
50% drunk capacity currently
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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